The Results are in!

Alec Train is the Worlds 5o3rd Best Teacher!

Noted Accomplishments

Goes to work most days.

Holds the record for most creative seating arrangements attempted in a single semester.

Squats more than you, with better form than you.

Is most attractive, handsome, and good looking teacher. Also most humble.

Very good looking.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Yes. Why would you ask that?

  • Because Alec Train is my best friend.

  • Every day.

  • We do not speak his name here.

  • I paid $25 for this bullshit.

  • Probably.